New Events at The Special Olympics

I had a thought; The Special Olympics are for those with physical disabilities. What about the wide array of mental disabilities?

So no one is left out, I thought of a few possible options for new events.


Baton Relay Race for people with separation anxiety.



10m High Dive for people with agoraphobia



Synchronized Swimming of people with multiple personality disorder (singles)


This post is an attempt at humour.
There is no malice intent.

My love and respect to all who have the strength to stare adversity in the face and say go fuck yourself!

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