A man who loved nature very much
But wasn’t quite right in the head
Was found knee deep in mulch
molesting shrubberies by his garden shed
Nature is so beautiful he said
Everything grows free as can be
He then dropped his pants
Which were filled with ants
And stuck his junk in a tree
Nature is so loving he said
So natural, so pure
As a relationship I couldn’t ask for more
He then added, I do prefer my wood raw
But I guess if I got really desperate
I could always fuck a door
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This is what happens when I have to wait for a bus across the road from the Botanical Gardens šš
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Well, you should wait there more often! šš¤
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I might, when they let me outside again š¤š
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If… šš¤
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True. I’ll start writing about the same 3 things outside the windows at home š¤£š
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Gives new meaning to “having wood.” LOL š
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Lol
I know. Wish I’d slotted that in somewhere š
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The next one š
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Beautifully said, check out my latest post on nature š
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Thank you. I’ll see if I can find your post.
Also, your comment went to spam, I’m not sure why.
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