Nature lover

A man who loved nature very much
But wasn’t quite right in the head
Was found knee deep in mulch
molesting shrubberies by his garden shed

Nature is so beautiful he said
Everything grows free as can be
He then dropped his pants
Which were filled with ants
And stuck his junk in a tree

Nature is so loving he said
So natural, so pure
As a relationship I couldn’t ask for more
He then added, I do prefer my wood raw
But I guess if I got really desperate
I could always fuck a door