Please, don’t talk to me like a child,
I have seen galaxies born into existence
and others fade into the abyss.
My species predates yours by billions of years.
and we outnumber you seven to one
On this planet alone.
We’ve watched your day to day scramble,
trying to stem the rot you call life.
We’ve supervised, tested you, controlled you,
Waiting for your civilisation to peak,
Waiting to pass judgement.
To be honest,
We at the Cosmic Analysis Tribunal.
Are sick of waiting.
We are losing patience with you humans.
If you want patience and understanding
Feel free to contact
The Department of Optimistic Guidance.
D.O.G Contact details:
(AREA CODE) 4663269 or
(AREA CODE) GOODBOY