Age Old Warnings

My friends all said, try it, it’s amazing, you won’t regret it. 

I’ve done nothing but, since I bought the stuff. 

It’s not like it was false advertising, and the side effects were clearly marked. 

But those are there because some idiot in the past thought, “I wonder if this tastes as good as it smells?” Or, “What would happen If I put my dick in it?” 

Usually the company is just covering their arse, rarely are they trying to save yours. 

Honestly, who could believe they would create an Age Reversing Cream that actually worked! 

I can’t even look at myself. I haven’t had this much acne in twenty years. 

I only wish I’d realised before I started using it on the rest of my body. 

I reached a low point yesterday. Someone asked if my twelve year old son and I were twins. A mother should never have to hear that. 

I don’t have long left. My only hope is the creation of Reversing Age Reversing Cream before it’s too late. 

Now that I think about it, Aging Cream is probably a smarter name. But only an idiot would buy that. 

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