I’ll say something without pretence
That’s known to put people in their place
In any given situation
To make comebacks vanish without a trace
A no nonsense response, of such eloquence
It has the ability to temporarily displace
Can disrupt thought and allow chaos to race
But memory dare not erase
A burn so hot
You could sooth it with mace
I will say it now
I will serve you your disgrace
Are you ready?
So’s ya face!