Bus Strikes and Bad Advice

Coroner: “It was the impact that killed him. Lucky the bus wasn’t going faster, could have been a real mess.”

Detective: “Speaking of which, did you find out what I asked?”

Coroner: “Yes! He shit his pants. Everybody releases their bowels when they die.”

Detective: “That’s not the question I asked.”

Coroner: “I don’t understand why it’s so important, but yes, I ran a dating analysis and found that his underwear was, in fact dirty before he was hit by the bus.”

Detective: “I knew it!”

3 thoughts on “Bus Strikes and Bad Advice

    1. I grew up thinking buses wanted to hit me. still have trouble making eye contact with bus drivers. Can’t help but think they can tell the state of my underwear from my face ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’š

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