Re-Evaluation

 

“I was in charge of sales and contracts.

Had free passes to all the best clubs, tables at the finest restaurants.

I slept with models every weekend for years. They all thought I would do them a favour if they did me one.

Do you know Sash? He used to work for me. I have a picture with him.

I’m just back from Spain, had this whole fear and loathing thing going.”

 

“That’s awesome! You’ve lived so many lives.”

 

“And, I’m a part time Deejay.”

 

“Oh, you’re a deejay. I have to re-evaluate everything you’ve ever said to me.”

 


 

This is a near verbatim conversation I had with a new co-worker.

19 thoughts on “Re-Evaluation

    1. That was tip of the iceberg. First day I met him. Since then he has claimed to have worked in seven countries, speaks seven languages, in 4 professions for a total of 25 years. He’s only 30.
      Says he is fit and healthy and that he goes to the gym 4 times a week, but is somehow 30kgs overweight and smokes and drinks constantly.
      Is an award winning karaoke star. He is given free drinks and asked to perform where ever he goes.
      He says he films every sexual encounter he has so he can blackmail the women if they harass him.
      If I believed anything he said I would have reported him to the police for the last one.
      There’s more, that’s just all I can think of right now.
      I have to work with him 2 days this week πŸ˜”πŸ’š

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      1. He showed up half an hour late. He had to give his house key to the drummer from his band, who had just returned from touring Australia.
        He was tired because worked a double shift, with overtime the day before. He then went out and got drunk but it was okay because the bartender liked him so he got all his drinks for free.
        Did I tell you he has a picture from when he worked with sash? Cos he told me 4 times yesterday.
        Off to work again. I’m going to pretend I have a headache in the hopes he won’t talk to me as much πŸ€£πŸ˜­πŸ’š

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      2. Seriously?! This guy sounds incredible! πŸ˜‚ Have to say though – had I worked with Sash I’d be keeping that under my hat – not be bragging about it!! πŸ˜œπŸ–€

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      3. Today’s highlights:
        He was had sex on a nightclub dance floor.
        He has had sex with his last 3 bosses, One of them the husband watched.
        And his brother is the Estonian Muay Thai champion.
        A god amongst mortals!
        I met him 2 weeks ago 🀣

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      4. I know! Unfortunately, he doesn’t have another shift with us until next year, so no new tales for a while.
        He sent me a friend request on Facebook. I guess I could follow his wisdom that way 🀣

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      5. The other chef at work accepted and now he recieves a dozen messages/video most days. I don’t think I’m ready for that kind of commitment, I’m happy with the religion I have now πŸ€£πŸ’š

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