Practical Management Solutions Ltd

 

New Investment Business Convention 2019

 

Salesman: [nervous] Hello sir, are you ready for the opportunity of a lifetime? You are getting in on the ground floor. Practical Management Solutions. [hands leaflet] we’ll be here all week.

Potential investor: [smiling] Practical, Management, Solutions. That’s a great company abbreviation. I think I’ll pass. Good luck though, women will love it.

Salesman: [thinking] We don’t have a business abbreviation, Practical Management Solutions. Oh shit, we need to change our name.


 

Unfortunate Business Names:

(all real businesses)

 

Analtech

My Dung Chinese Restaurant

Hooker Furniture

Poon Palace

Tillicum Motor Inn

Wally’s Private Parts

Fuk Mi Sushi Buffet

Butt Drilling Company

BJ’s on the Beach

Turdbaby

Big Dick’s Halfway Inn

S.T.D Contractors

Glory Hole Centre

P.C.P. Dining

The Golden Shower Restaurant

Fat Ho Burgers

Camel Tow

KIDSEXCHANGE

Hand Job Nails and Spa

Herpes Pizza

 

 

 

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