I’m in an awkward position.
I don’t want to lie to you,
I also don’t want to tell you the truth.
How am I?
(I will answer the same way everyone does; a response while not accurate, is socially acceptable in any given situation. A reply delivered with a mutter, often a sigh, sometimes even screamed; and in that inflection you will have your real answer. Feel free to decipher as you please. Remember, your interpretation is important; for your sake I hope you get it right)