The Mad monk!
Aided by a beautiful descendant of the Romanov family,
He returns to St Petersburg
To retrieve his long-11 inches long- lost member
From the evil doctor Igor Knyazkin’s
Museum of Erotica.
Chased by the FSK, the KGB and Putin’s own personal armed forces,
Will he make it in time for his
Pilgrimage to Spring break
To regain his title
As the greatest
Love machine who ever lived.
The Rise of Rasputin: Spring Breakovich
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