I said I would love you forever*
God, forever* is a long time.
Now I’m waiting for forever* to end.
No one can possibly be serious when they say forever*
I’m starting to think maybe forever* is one of those words that deserves an accompanying asterisk.
Because there isn’t a person alive that has any idea just how long forever* lasts.
Since forever* isn’t technically quantifiable, it should be considered relative.
So, that having been said, I’m finished with you and I’m finished with this forever*
*forever has been known to range from one second to 13.8 billion years and counting.