“I don’t know how you can watch reality TV.” Said Charlie, sitting down on the couch.
“It’s the Spanish version of that dog whisperer show. It’s hilarious.” Responded Max, without taking his eyes from the screen.
“How?”
“Well, The Whisperer, which is funny already cos I don’t think he has ever whispered in his life, he just keeps talking and the great big German Shepherd just keeps barking at him.”
Charlie attempts to feign interest but this is lowest common denominator kind of stuff in his mind.
“I have no idea what’s going on. Do you even know what he’s saying?”
“Of course.” replied Max. “That’s why it’s so funny. He’s saying, ‘why don’t you understand. I’m a German Shepherd, I don’t speak Spanish.'”
The Twisting Tail 