Freckles (Ephelides)

 

THE ENGLISH JOURNAL OF BIOLOGICAL SCIENCES 

 

Epidermis Mapping and the Correlation between Ephelides and Constellations

 

Thomas U. Blotch, MD; Adam F. Kepler, MS; Wesley O. Newton, PhD; et al

 

Original Investigation | May 29, 2019

 

Abstract

 

Introduction

 

Initially our study was designed to map nevi in the hope of finding a correlation between geographical locations and skin anomalies.

 

Materials and Methods

 

100 candidates chosen across uk, varying ages and ethnicities. After analysis, base of operations was transferred to a town named Clàr-Rionnag, 5 kilometres north of Stonehenge.

 

Results

 

When the data was analysed we found that there were matches. Matches to star constellations. Each resident of the town carries a unique map to a different region of the sky.

 

Conclusion

 

These results are in the infant stages. We are still trying to piece it all together.

We will be applying for a new grant. In a new field of study.

We believe, together the residents of this small town may have the answers to the universe written on their collective bodies.

 

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